{"product_id":"slightly-dickish","title":"Slightly Dickish","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 last:mb-0 break-words\"\u003eUnveiling \"Slightly Dickish\" because sometimes you just need a shirt that matches your subtle side-eye game. Straight from the rebels at Fullburn, these tees cater to the connoisseurs of quiet chaos. Made from heavyweight, 100% organic cotton, these shirts are tougher than your last awkward family gathering and as authentic as your sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 last:mb-0 break-words\"\u003eHailing from the land of apple pie and questionable reality TV, each shirt offers the kind of comfort that feels like it’s known you since middle school,  no awkward break-in phase required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 last:mb-0 break-words\"\u003eThese aren't your run-of-the-mill tees that everyone else is wearing. Nope, \"Slightly Dickish\" is a limited-time offer with only 21 shirts up for grabs. Each one comes hand-numbered because, let's face it, you're not here to blend in. And don’t miss the signature Full Burn tag,  it’s mounted through a brass grommet at the waist hem because, like you, we’re all about the details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 last:mb-0 break-words\"\u003eNo fake scarcity tricks here. When they're gone, they're gone,  like your patience at a staff meeting. So snag one now and flaunt your badge of authenticity in a sea of cookie-cutter styles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"917\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eMade in Annapolis.\u003cbr data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eScreened local.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"917\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWear the hell out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"full burn","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":47253393277012,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47253393309780,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47253393342548,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47253393375316,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/1503\/0356\/files\/slightlydickish.png?v=1782423332","url":"https:\/\/halfsalt.com\/products\/slightly-dickish","provider":"Halfsalt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}